Permit, not ability or so destiny, can change a mood!With sincerity of the heart face a life, with condescension of heart self-criticism fault, with dulcify of heart sharing happiness, contend bad luck by strong heart!I so cow, you take how am I!
I be not**, I dare be marvelous, what"not**, will never marry!"Roll a little bit far go to, what" you be not**, return a cow what cow?"See the ghost going!The good women were all ascended by the bad man, the good men were all had fun by the bad woman.Pull a light, go to bed, sleeping, man however that breaks matter son!Being little to pack is classic, little pack clean and pure, you don't arrive as well where go!I like to tore the false side of the false of man, I like to pull the mask that the woman overdoes, don't ask for me and ask for my B to clip to die you!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 450 lechery ant of helpless
There being a lewd ant is idle, want to seek some fresh matter does, it wants to seek centipede to play and wants to do with it once,cheap beats by dre, then silently arrives centipede in the evening that ……
Is bright to just return to a house till sky, the neighbor asks it last night how, it said:"His mama of, return how, on doing not also find out its that guy in the evening, exactly bye a night leg.
The text chapter 451~500 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:02:19 chapter word numbers:15622
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 451 history top most the Hun segment of the cow the son is 6[the author recommend]
1.Male the girl friend sleep a room, rowing of female line, say:"lead line of is an animals."Wake up and discover a male really to don't lead line, female of malicious beat the male's a box on the ear:" you incredibly the animals isn't equal to!"
2.An old man multiplies by Mr. to hand over to handle affairs in high tide town.The on the way asks stewardess:"have the high tide been already arrived?"Stewardess:" didn't°yet.Has "in a short while he asks again:" high tide been already arrived?"The attendant says:" bad old man why the hurry, high tide's arriving me will call!"
3.The pastor asks a rightness of husband and wife:"if is judgment day in the world five minutes later, do you want to do what matter?"Husband full of beansly answer:" thinks**."
The white of the wife he one say:"that four minutes that leave dry what?"
4.A grandpa takes a grandson to take a shower naked meet.The grandson hopes a grandpa to ask:"why the above hair 100, but is the hair hair of underneath black?"
The grandpa answers:"up what to meet is an all nerve-racking matter, but below meets of is all happy matter!"
5.The kid steals the parrot that the brothel keep to go home, on coming in, the parrot then calls:"move house!"See a kid mother again call:" mummy also changes!The "see kid's elder sister again call:" young lady is newly arrived!"See kid's father and shout loudly:", frequent clients!"
6.An adulthood man arrives at a hotel, he sees a lot of beautiful cars in the garage, hence ask an owner, how have so many beautiful cars, owner tells him, I have a 5-year-old son, he does three matters, if you can follow to attain, the car here picks one to drive away with you, if not ability, leave your car, the many people cans not do it, so …….
He thinks that the 5-year-old kid cans make of, can also can not do it, hence try and see.
The owner takes him inside to a house, in have a beautiful naked beauty, kid in the past kissed her for a while, he followed to do;Then the kid touched the whole body of beauty in the past again, he had already also followed to do;The third matter, the kid took out his/her own small DD to bend three times ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers the classic dialogue of chapter 452 bus last girl
Is a bus as follows up, two dialogues of little girls that probably ascend a junior high school
A:ah~you and his business, did the parent agree?
B:boon, my mama agreed, and felt he is quite good, especially honest.Old daddy a little bit would not like to, feel that I am still too small.
A:small what small?Isn't a primary school to born again, afraid of?
B:H'm, I also think so.
A:that is he now???
B:he certainly lives with us to pull together now!My mamas all start calling of benignity, his son pulls!Ha ha
A:really good!Really envy you, my mama can have no so progressive!That he sleeps in the evening where?
B:certainly sleep my room!^_^
A:?Do your mamas all make him sleep your room to pull?
B:boon~!
-----------Bus last person surprising vision-----------
A:quickly say to have what felling?
B:feel?Embrace he sleeps to feel ratio before slept dependably much.Ha ha
A:to~to!That~are they all very tired every day?
B:boon~just started feeling pretty hard of, became accustomed to feel not bad afterwards~just he all generally and more the energy is prosperous.
A:ha ha, that you ……that you all generally take a set for him?
B:I am certainly an assertion to make him take a set of~old mama isn't and so also this meaning, said to take a safety to be just he by himself the original intention takes.
A:that can not take up that and looking at to all feel suffered!Waited me to have by myself, I didn't take for him!Ha ha
B:still take last of good, necessarily we are still small, the day before yesterday I was special go to to what he bought biggest number of!Be good friends with to say now everyday bad say of along while, so as to take for him up.
------------Bus last person weird vision-----------
A:ah~!Envy to die you!
B:have what envy?Want Yao so, are you free over the weekend?Is free to come to my house to have fun?Stay with me also Be free.
A:stay with you?Stay with you I sleep where ah?
B:certainly sleep with us together?
At ordinary times in the evening all is that I implicate, you came me and then can take a rest descend, that he bothers you?
A:ha ha, I~do I become?
B:all right, believe me, I will beside guide yours.
A:boon, that is all right~ this time.
B:think of the United States, I promise you the empress will fall in love with his this time.
------------Bus last person surprised vision-----------
A:not afraid~I if really had a liking for it and then whet my old mama to also go to buy a pure breed to me Scotland sheep dog
B:good ah~bought at the right moment and my gather together 1 rightness and buy the Bo set of the biggest number while remembering to buy a dog chain son and also have already bought a few balls balls that the burlinesses order ……
A spool of joke brocade's gathering little two people of chapter 453 is played by a silly farmer[the author recommend]
Long time ago, a young person runs an outside to trade.Leave home for more than a years, one day return to home town to see a wife.By a happy chance the wife lived a natal home, the young man quickly led long a head of donkey to arrive mountain there mother-in-law natal home to pick up wife.The wife is also very happy, 2 people had a meal to together go home.The region habitually rides donkey to only carry on the back unprepared saddle, this hair donkey is again very thin, and the woman rides to ride to arise sexual appetite for the La.
At the right moment walk on the hillside, this woman cans not bears flame of sexual desire, say to the husband:"I don't know today is how, really cannot help but.Want to be not we warm and affectionate here again walk."The husband shakes head to say:" how does this go!Be seen throw a person too much!Which someone is noon of"the wife says:"?"Is by hand a to there say:"you see, is an one graveyard there, we is that last home son behind".Male of through don't live a wife to entwine, 2 people was the back of the grave to go to.
The matter has coincidentally and at the right moment has a cowherd bachelor the man in front and sees such scene pretty much envy, hence the heart livings a to account.Walk to yell before the grave a :"you two stems what?Come out."
Hear shout a voice, small two stuttered a surprised, flurried whole good clothes, run to come over to say:"sorry, we are husband and wife ……"
"His mama of, you are dogs, did the house of your oneself fall?You open to see to see, this is my house
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